SebTheMagician's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds BBS Simulator]

I made a post in the game called "Busybuddy1234 is the best user ever," posted it, the majority hated it, and somehow it passed.
Then made a post saying that I love cum and that it was nutritious; didn't get a ban for it but I did get somebody calling me an "immature manchild."
So I get some thinking in and made a post about how Pico killed my dad and should therefore get lynched. "Immature manchild" comment comes back, but still no ban.
To end it all; the post "9/11 was an inside job" was born. I get a "Delete Your Account" comment, another saying they hate the post and that I should get banned, and guess what? Ban.

This game's an inside job.

busybuddy1234 responds:

welcome to RNG land

[Octillery Social Credit Test]

How to get the highest social score in the game:
Step 1. Get an EasyRPG game save from playing any game that uses that engine in Newgrounds.
Step 2. Come back to this game, select the second option sandwiched by Begin and End.
Step 3. Select the file you saved.
Step 4. You got infinity social credit, ok bye.

Vidyabatter responds:

wait seb why are you playing this

[Wario's Ecstacy Factory]

It's legit just normal ass Tetris with nothing new to the actual mix, it's just reskinned Tetris and there's nothing much to the game. Why are people rating this garbage 5 stars? This is like giving an autistic child who did hardly any work an A+. You might as well play Roblox Tetris than play a reskin of a game with little or no content that makes it worth playing.

[Boyfriend No Mundo De Rap (Versão de PC)]

This game should be blammed, all you do is go RIGHT and that's it. No platforming, NOTHING TO DO ASIDE FROM GOING RIGHT. It's a bad reskinned Sonic.exe game if anything, this is basically holding right when watching a movie. If this was a real game, assuming the fact you can JUMP, there should be platforming, which adds at least CHALLENGE to this game, arguably better than the game's graphics, which is mainly taken from Google Images. There's nothing wrong not being the artist for the game, but you can literally ask anyone if they wanna be the artist for the game. The community tab exists people, and so do beta testers, which can be found when managing the game's project (In Newgrounds, not Construct.).

MX-Games responds:

How angry with a test game. You know I stopped doing this.

[Golf it]

Really fun game, basically a game where you golf around in order to go to the bottom then to the top. I did the left route, mainly because the right route felt tedious (mainly because of the angles you need to progress and gravity pulls wasn't much fun going through.), plus the fact that touching the brown areas (The ball needs to touch those areas in order for you to strike it again.) feels like this is way more interesting than normal golf, and I wished there was a preview for the ball when you're striking (The game slows down so you can think through, which makes it cooler and easy to play than without it.), sometimes I just don't make it and I have to do guesswork. Impressive for the dev, since this is their first game on NG.

[Magical Girl Z]

The game is fine itself, but it doesn't seem to be entertaining.
First off, the game's very short. You only counter three enemies (Four if you wanted to help the gangster, which is optional.), which one of third/fourth of it is the boss battle. In fact, it could've gone longer if Zelle uses her powers in order to save a girl and then go on a relationship with her. This isn't really an LGBT game, because the story never constructs that Zelle is a lesbian until the very end of the actual game. A lesbian flag, big or small, in her office could've constructed that. If you're reading this before you've beaten the game, make sure you get to Level 6, which gives you the "Wrath of the Goddess" skill. This skill is much more powerful than the "Here comes the Boom" skill, because the damage isn't lower than 80 and takes three times to kill a zombie.
Second, the game doesn't really have a blend of genres. You're not actually fighting zombies like in Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter, you're fighting them in a traditional RPG turn-based system. RPG Maker is powerful to make games besides RPGs, but either remove those conflicting tags or actually develop a fighting-brawler game with RPG Maker. In brawler games, you usually have melee combat. In this game, sure, but your fists work nothing towards to the Failed Waifu, as they result in around 20 damage, which is very low compared to the damage you deal towards the other zombies. Brawler games provide players of more moves than just a standard punch, but in here, you can only either attack physically or use magic. To fix that, make physical attacks matter more than magic for Zelle. Make skills that use physical damage rather than elemental damage. Make her magic attack stat terrible, but her magic defense a bit better, as she's more of a Knight/Martial Arts. The fourth point in the featuring list doesn't make any grammatical sense. You don't travel a lot in this, due to how short the game is. How to fix? Just remove it, because it doesn't even involve the game at all.